Once there were three little pigs. They went off to the forest to build their own homes.
The first pig met a man carrying doughnuts. He bought the doughnuts and built a house with them. Along came the wolf.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there, said the pig.
It’s the wolf. Open the door!
No, no, not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin, said the pig.
Then I shall huff and I shall puff and I shall eat your house up, said the wolf.
And he huffed and he puffed and he gobbled up the doughnut house AND the little pig.
The second pig met a man carrying papayas. He bought the papayas and built a house with them. Along came the wolf.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there, said the pig.
It’s the wolf. Open the door!
No, no, not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin, said the pig.
Then I shall huff and I shall puff and I shall eat your house up, said the wolf.
And he huffed and he puffed and he gobbled up the papaya house AND the little pig.
The third pig met a man carrying durians. He bought the durians and built a house with them. Along came the wolf.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there, said the pig.
It’s the wolf. Open the door!
No, no, not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin, said the pig.
Then I shall huff and I shall puff and I shall eat your house up, said the wolf.
And he huffed and he puffed and he tried to eat up all the durians but the thorns on the durians hurt him so much that he shouted, Yikes! Help! and he ran all the way back home.
And the third little pig was safe.
THE END.
This is a new version of THE THREE LITTLE PIGS. I have two other wacky versions. Will post them up another day.
Hhee…sooo funny and creative. Just that, I don’t think a wolf would eat papaya and doughnuts?heheh…Unless he’s a vegetarian? Maybe a hippo would be apt? BUt then why would a hippo harm the pigs? HEHehe…Funny about the durian though. Can’t wait to read about the other 2 wacky versions.
hehehe … and I read a wacky version once too, but it is not fit to be posted here
HAPPY NEW YEAR. Gong Xi Gong Xi!
Kah kah kah, my daughters will surely be interested to know the other two versions.
hahha.. something new
pu1pu3, Wolves can eat anything they want, right? Gluttons that they are.
Queen, wink wink.
O/Superhero, coming, coming, after cny lah.
Chen, thanks for dropping by.
pu1pu3> A malaysian version, this is. Care, we shouldn’t…LOL
haha soooooooo funny great at last the pigs took revenge too bad for the first and second pig too lazy i suppose hehe