Sex and money

These are the two things that some people are obssessed with.

I know because everyday I receive dozens of spam asking if I need help to add 2 inches to the length (or is it the circumference) of that male organ. If they don’t ask, then they taunt with “Mine is bigger than his” in the subject header. I delete these emails straightaway, so I have no idea how they’d know whose is bigger unless they take a picture of both side-by-side complete with measuring tape and all.