This is a skit which was acted out by some youths at one of the Youth Development Programmes organized by our church. It was a group effort and I’m not sure who was the brains behind it. I thought it was quite funny. I’m reproducing it here because no. 3 reproduced it for a campfire skit (which got scrapped) and I found his script lying around the kitchen table. Other than correcting his atrocious spelling, I’ve typed everything else as he wrote it.
The Food Revenge
One day Kung Fu Panda was weighing himself.
KFP : Wow! I never thought I was that THIN!
Jughead Jones (from The Archie’s) : You are not thin, it went round three times already.
KFP : NO!!!! I am …ahh… how much? (I failed my Maths).
JJ (uses a calculator) : 300 KG!
KFP walks out.
JJ : Where are you going?
KFP : To KFC and the pau shop. They are the cause of this. (Shakes his body). Want to come along?
JJ : Neh, I’m going over to Mc Donald’s to have hamburgers. (Checks his wallet.) FOR HAMBURGER’S SAKE!
KFP : What?!
JJ : I spent all my allowance last week! I’m dead!!!! No hamburgersssss….
KFP : SO? Now I have to go on a DIET!!!!
JJ : It’s all Kenny Rogers fault. I spent all my money for healthy food in Kenny Rogers!!! Goodbye friend. I’m going over to Kenny Rogers to have REVENGE.
So both of them went separate way. One went to Kenny Rogers and one went to KFC.
In KFC company.
KFP : YOU! Err… What’s your name?
Worker : Welcome to KFC. Is there a problem?
KFP : Yes! I want to fight!
Worker : For food complaints please go to room 1, for service complaints please go to room 2, if you want to meet someone, please go to room 3.
KFP : This is gonna be long …